Bertle “The Birdman” Bradleye

In nearly every regard, Bertle is the apex of disciples. Strong, resilient, intelligent, and wise, he is the man that many wish they could be, were it not for his appearance… and the smell. At any time, 1d6-1 birds of various types are perched on his arms, shoulders and head (1d4-1 indoors; 1d2- 1 while seated). Regardless of rolls, one crow will be present with him at all times. His friendship with birds might be charming if they didn’t expel their waste on him with such alarming regularity, or if Bertle had more concern for hygiene. But as they are his constant companions, messengers and protectors, he’s more likely to miss their company than yours.