Conrad Bösch

Conrad isn’t exactly old, but you wouldn’t know it by the way he constantly vents about aches, pains, and the intimate details of his bodily functions. Bad knees, fallen arches, lower back pain, pulled groin—he freely shares all the things no one wishes they knew, with anyone within earshot, whether they like it or not. Gas pain, bloating, bowel troubles, flatulence—an endless litany of symptoms. If he wasn’t an independent he would have been banned from his guild. He’s not a popular mercenary these days, even with the steep discount.