Guirmean Kermitm

Never a hardcore thief, he steals to live but he would much rather make his living doing something reliable for pay—so long as the pay is good. He also doesn’t like to get dirty, and would prefer to avoid getting too much sun—it makes him sneeze. He likes to socialize with people but isn’t much of a team player. He also isn’t a good fit for repetitive work. The more he repeats something, the poorer his attention is to it. So, things like cleaning or manufacturing are right out. He’s never been a very good cook and is completely tone deaf. He’s afraid of the water, and even avoids bathing if he can help it. No magical talents to speak of. Can’t read. Can’t write. Can’t fight. Bad with money. Doesn’t believe in any deities. It’s odd that he’s having difficulty changing professions.