Heath Lyndone

Thievery was perhaps not the most inspired choice Heath made. Excelling at nothing in particular, he gravitated toward what appeared to require the least effort. He liked that it was light on reading and allowed him to learn by doing. It was also nice to be able to work alone and set his own hours. And best of all, he could just decide not to come to work if he didn’t feel like it. But in addition to being too lazy to excel, Heath lacks the organization to succeed. He’s not great at coming prepared and refuses to make a checklist. He’s often forgotten his tools at home, left them in the places he’s burgled, or misplaced them entirely with no clue when they were last seen. He’s clumsy and given to hysterics and expletives when injured on the job. He’s easily frustrated, and locks are really quite a bit trickier than he thought they'd be. Also, the tools are expensive to keep replacing and the guy he buys used sets from laughed at him the last time he came in for another one. Too embarrassed to ever return, Heath keeps an eye out for scrap metal by the Blacksmith’s anvil.