Helo Faddah

Oh dear. He looks irritable. He is irritable. A saint wouldn’t have the patience to deal with the endless string of amateur comedians Helo encounters in a typical week. Most of them just snicker at him as they file past. Yes, he is aware of how his name sounds. Think carefully before trying to make a joke about it—and never ever address him as Father Faddah, or worse, Faddah Faddah. He is guaranteed to break your foot with his mace without warning—and then instantly pray for his own forgiveness.