Pantaleon Ponticus

He’s one of those Elves. You know the ones; a superiority complex from here to eternity. Don’t invite him to join your party; not unless you are a party entirely comprised of Elves. He would only work for that type of party anyway. If you see him at the pub—and you’ll probably hear him first —accidentally spill a drink on him and then apologize profusely. Then, you can spend the rest of your night listening to him complain about you, as you drink and giggle about what an insufferable whinger he is. Then, tip your servers and go your merry way without him. Not a bad night out.