Randel Valkyrie

The history books may someday credit Randel as the inventor of toxic positivity. He is utterly determined to find the bright side in every situation, regardless of how grim or dire. Cat died? “Think of the money you’ll save on food!” Lost your job? “Now you can follow your heart to the career of your dreams!” House burned down? “Everyone could use more sunshine and fresh air. Oh! And sleeping under the stars!” Would he react this positively to misfortune affecting his own life? Everyone is dying to find out.