Upton Ewart

Upton didn’t really have a life plan, but the clergy seemed to have a constant drive for new recruits. Upon joining, he found that the poor box was nearly always full and the cabinets had plenty of ceremonial wine. Even after cutting back on the amount he’s skimmed from the coffers, he’s remained quite satisfied. Deities must grade on a curve because his spells nearly always work, and when they don’t it’s because he’s too inebriated to recite them correctly.